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11.06.2025 03:33

Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
No go.
What is truer than that which is true?
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Then came..
Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Do liberals realise that God, who is much more powerful than them, is on the side of Trump?