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11.06.2025 03:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

No go.

What is truer than that which is true?

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

What do you think of the controls that will be set up over information flows at Taiwan's Ministry of Foreign Affairs' missions?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is the correct way to say "you're welcome" in French? Is it "de rien" or something else, and if so, what is it exactly (including accent marks)?

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

Then came..

Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Do liberals realise that God, who is much more powerful than them, is on the side of Trump?